Virtual penis measuring score

Various versions of vpenis.sh or vpenis.pl have been floating around the Internet since the 1990's. The idea is that the script collects a variety of metrics from your computer to generate your "vpenis" score, whch you can then boast about to your friends if it's big enough.

nicolaw@oldlaptop:~ $ curl -s https://raw.githubusercontent.com/neechbear/vpenis/master/vpenis.pl | sudo perl
101.2cm

nicolaw@fileserver:~$ curl -s https://raw.githubusercontent.com/neechbear/vpenis/master/vpenis.pl | sudo perl
77008.6cm

Details of the latest version can be found on the official GitHub page project page under https://github.com/neechbear/vpenis.

If you came to this page via http://vpenis.sh or http://vpenis.pl, you may also be interested in TechnicalNotes and CodeSnippets.

Enjoy!